the_pale_woman's reviews
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I crown Uhtred, king of awesome characters. He will meet any challenge to his title at the shield wall.

I thought this fifth book of the Saxon Stories was just as great as the last. This series is proving to be consistently captivating. It's well-written and perfectly paced. I'm so pleased that there are eight more books to binge, plus an adaptation.

One downside has been the inconsistent audio narration. This one is narrated by John Lee. He did an okay job, but he doesn't narrate any more of the books, so there's no point in getting used to him. Not like it really matters as I'm convinced no one can narrate these books as well as the original, Jonathan Keeble. I'm annoyed that these publishers are bouncing this series around to so many different narrators. The next book is narrated by Stephen Perring. These books deserve an audio version that is as consistently good as they are.

Best yet. Back to my favorite narrator for the series, Jonathan Keeble. I'm devastated that this will be the last book narrated by him. He should have done the entire series. The publishers should be ashamed of themselves. I might even switch to reading the physical copy and just try to imagine Keeble's gruff voice.

The plot of this one felt tighter than previous volumes. Or maybe the events just felt more inevitable because of foreshadowing. The battles started early and came often, culminating in the final intense battle at the end, which read like a cherry on a sundae. I felt immense satisfaction in Uhtred's victories and intense frustration with his obstacles. It was great. If you like war stories, then you have to read this. 

I knew this was going to be on the weird side, so I wasn't as put off by the beginning of this book the way I imagine others might be. The change in narrative perspectives is jarring. I generally hate when books do this, but for some reason, my brain gave this one a pass.

I think if I had known anything about the comics before reading this, I might have better understood what was happening. But as it was, it took time to understand who the major players were and what type of story it was. Once it clicked, I was hooked, but that took a long time considering the length of this book. I never found myself impatient with my lack of knowledge, but I think that was because I expected it. I knew Mieville wasn't a traditional writer. I had heard that he was quite surreal and used unique language. I think knowing that helped me let go and just experience it.

On the surface, you could categorize this as a simple, reluctant superhero story. However, I found a quest for insight that permeated every facet of this strange story. It made me think, infer, and read between the lines, probably to unnecessary excess. I had my husband read it, and he didn’t see the depth I did, to the point where I question my own experience of it, which honestly just made me like this book even more. It demands a reread in the future, and I hope more readers will give it a chance.

With this series, I’m balancing on the edge of wanting to fully devour every volume as quickly as possible while also wanting to space out the books to savor them. I’m simply enthralled by the story. This particular book was just as great, if not better than the last.

I have been listening to these on audio, specifically narrated by Jonathan Keeble. However, this volume was only available at my library, narrated by Tom Sellwood. He did all right. He just lacks all forcefulness in his speech. He’s just not my Uhtred. Despite these thoughts, I still loved the book.

I think I enjoyed this more than the second book, but I can’t really be sure. I might just be giving in to hypocrisy. The well of lost plots indeed. Yet I will give credit where it’s due. The literary satire is on point. My plan is to read these whenever I might need a quick palate cleanser. I’ll just try to keep my expectations low so I’m more likely to enjoy the ridiculousness.

Despite my appreciation for the premise and eccentricity of this series, I would not consider this a good book. While it offers a quick and entertaining read, I had higher expectations for the plot. Perhaps the plot itself was not lacking, but rather just distraction from the enjoyable bits of the book.

This was a banger of a sequel. Tons of action, intrigue, and betrayal. I couldn't have picked a more perfect read for myself at the moment. It's exactly what I was looking for. 

I've often heard readers claim that such and such fantasy series has the best fight scenes or the best battles, but I'm thinking Bernard does it best. Here, the battles felt natural to the story, character, and setting. I think the reflective narrative contributed to the success of those scenes. For example, Uhtred, telling his story in a memoir like first-person narrative, likes to point out which moments have faded in recollection and which have stuck with him. It gives the brutality of the scenes more complexity. Plus, the plot and pacing gave variety to each and every fight or battle. It was just well done overall. 

Beyond the fights, I find myself invested in most of the characters and can't wait to see how Uhtred navigates his slice of history.

I did the audiobook narrated by Jonathan Keebler, which I would recommend. However, it doesn't look like the whole series his narrated by him. I'm disappointed. My library has the next book with Tom Sellwood, and then in book 4, it's back to Keebler. After that, it's a new narrator every other book. Hopefully, the changes won't ruin my enjoyment of the series. I'll just have to read and find out. 

I picked this up because I'd heard great things about Bernard, and I've been into historical fiction lately, so it seemed like a good fit. I've never seen the Netflix series, but I used to watch Vikings back in the day, and I really enjoyed reading Vinland Saga. There's also that newish Northman movie with a buff Alexander Skarsgård. I'd say I've liked most of the viking stories I've come across, with the exception of one incredibly boring movie called Valhalla Rising. It's a movie that really shouldn't be mentioned, but I guess it is proof that not every viking story can be a winner. 

Reading The Last Kingdom made me feel like I was reading the source of inspiration for all other viking stories that followed it. This truly felt like a gold standard of viking tales. At first, I thought it would be easy to see where this story was going based on all the other viking stories I've seen or read as many of the characters and settings are familiar. However, the way the narrative is focused on the POV adds a level of complexity and unpredictability that kept me interested and entertained throughout the book. 

This was well written, and the gruff audio narration was the perfect fit for it. The only qualm I'm having is that my library doesn't have Jonathan Keebler's narration available for every book?! I really should have looked at the series availability closer before I decided to do these in audio. 

Reading this series was an interesting experience. I've always been a fan of the movies. Occasionally, I like watching what I would consider to be schlock. It's a guilty pleasure that thrives on its ridiculousness. Predictably, this reading experience felt as ridiculous as the movies. But I couldn't help myself. As a whole, I enjoyed reading it. It just felt like another way of watching the movies.

Now, I'll admit that some aspects of this story become more disturbing with more detail. I don't think there's any need to elaborate on that front. I'm sure we all think imprinting is gross. 

However, what really stood out the most in this final book was the decision to switch to Jacob's perspective in the middle third. Bella makes the decision to keep the baby despite the risk to her life and against her loved ones' wishes. And then you take that autonomy away from her by showing the events through a male character's perspective. Why have the whole series from Bella's perspective only to rip it from her when she is actually doing something of consequence? I understand that it gave us time spent not sitting around and with the wolves, but it also felt like the character was cheated out of a moment.

I'd only recommend this to people who like the movies. Despite its popularity, I dont think most readers would enjoy this fresh. 

I picked this up because I heard it had a similar vibe to Douglas Adams, which it does. It feels just as chaotic as Adams's but more grounded in history and literary references. I was thinking this might involve Jane Eyre by the title, but I was amused with what he ended up doing with the story. It felt unexpected and quite humorous. I personally love Jane Eyre. However, I don't think you have to read or love Jane Eyre to be able to enjoy this book. I might suggest you look up a basic summary of Jane Eyre if you haven't read it, just to understand what he's doing with the plot here. But beyond all the references and subversions, this was just a fun read. I would recommend this to fans of Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett. If you're also a fan of classic literature, then this is probably perfect for you.