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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook by Matt Dinniman
adventurous
fast-paced
4.5
Yes, this one rounded out the plot and the setting of the crawl. It even lays some groundwork for further satisfaction and payoffs. But beyond anything, it was just a fun listen. I can't wait to see Carl and Donut burn it down and, as always... kill, kill, kill!
Carl's Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman
adventurous
funny
fast-paced
4.5
This was a fantastic sequel. Carl and Donut are quickly climbing the ranks of best character duos.
I wouldn't go so far as to say these are flawless pieces of literature. That's ridiculous. However, in my experience, it is rare to find an interesting science fiction series that can keep some humor flowing. I might be basic, but these books are actually inducing genuine laughter. I'm happy I gave these a go despite the litRPG label. I'd recommend you do the same.
I wouldn't go so far as to say these are flawless pieces of literature. That's ridiculous. However, in my experience, it is rare to find an interesting science fiction series that can keep some humor flowing. I might be basic, but these books are actually inducing genuine laughter. I'm happy I gave these a go despite the litRPG label. I'd recommend you do the same.
Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman
adventurous
dark
funny
fast-paced
4.5
New achievement! You've found a new favorite book!
You are now tasked with the mission to acquire and read the rest of the series. Ideally, in audiobook form to experience the quintessential performance of the one-man show, Jeff Hays.
There are currently seven books in this ongoing series. The infallible sources of Reddit estimate this series will be anywhere from eight to ten books long, but all warn that the future of this series is not fixed. This shit just got a TV deal, and that changes its completion status to uncertain. Regardless, you're now officially a fan, and the condition is permanent.
Reward: There is no reward. Isn't being entertained enough of a reward for you?
You are now tasked with the mission to acquire and read the rest of the series. Ideally, in audiobook form to experience the quintessential performance of the one-man show, Jeff Hays.
There are currently seven books in this ongoing series. The infallible sources of Reddit estimate this series will be anywhere from eight to ten books long, but all warn that the future of this series is not fixed. This shit just got a TV deal, and that changes its completion status to uncertain. Regardless, you're now officially a fan, and the condition is permanent.
Reward: There is no reward. Isn't being entertained enough of a reward for you?
Enemy of God by Bernard Cornwell
adventurous
tense
medium-paced
4.5
I enjoyed this sequel slightly more than the first book. It is the same length as the first, but I felt this book made twice as much progress in both plot and character development. The ending was satisfying, if not marginally cathartic, and I think it's a great setup going into the conclusion of the trilogy.
However, I can't help thinking that Uhtred from Cornwell's Saxon Stories is the superior character. I can't help making the comparison, and it's unavoidable given their similar origin stories. Not to mention the practically identical memoir-like narrative device in the books. Derfel is a fantastic protagonist and narrator for this tale, but he's missing that ineffable quality Uhtred was able to create. It's as if Derfel walks so that Uhtred could later run. In retrospect, I wish I had read this trilogy before picking up The Last Kingdom. That would have worked better historically speaking as well.
Regardless, I'm excited to pick up the last book of this Arthurian retelling. It's probably my last Cornwell for the foreseeable future but I'm motivated to continue reading more historical fiction.
However, I can't help thinking that Uhtred from Cornwell's Saxon Stories is the superior character. I can't help making the comparison, and it's unavoidable given their similar origin stories. Not to mention the practically identical memoir-like narrative device in the books. Derfel is a fantastic protagonist and narrator for this tale, but he's missing that ineffable quality Uhtred was able to create. It's as if Derfel walks so that Uhtred could later run. In retrospect, I wish I had read this trilogy before picking up The Last Kingdom. That would have worked better historically speaking as well.
Regardless, I'm excited to pick up the last book of this Arthurian retelling. It's probably my last Cornwell for the foreseeable future but I'm motivated to continue reading more historical fiction.
The Winter King: A Novel of Arthur by Bernard Cornwell
adventurous
tense
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
4.0
This was an enjoyable read, but I believe I should have waited a bit longer before starting this series after finishing the Last Kingdom series. While I was pleased to be back with Cornwell, narrated by Keeble as is proper, I found the stories to be quite similar. In comparison, I must say that Uhtred is the superior character. However, Merlin is intriguing and may potentially carry this series for Derfel.
The Bone Ships by RJ Barker
slow-paced
- Strong character development? No
2.0
On the surface, the concepts here appear intriguing and promising. However, the execution lacks depth and fails to fully explore the potential of the ideas. In my opinion, the book falls short in various ways, resulting in an overall underwhelming experience. This was so lackluster that I found it hard to maintain my motivation to finish it and might have abandoned it if I hadn't used an audible credit on it. My initial confidence in the book, based on its descriptions, unfortunately proved to be misguided. While a compelling concept is essential, it alone does not guarantee a good story. I had hoped for a satisfying conclusion that would tie the elements together, but the ending proved even more disappointing than the character development. Every aspect of the book, from plot to characterization, fell below my expectations. Ultimately, I felt that this book was a cosplay of a fantasy book rather than the genuine article.
Absolution by Jeff VanderMeer
adventurous
dark
mysterious
reflective
tense
slow-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? N/A
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
2.5
I have strong and complex feelings about this series: a giant swirl of intrigue, disgust, frustration, curiosity, boredom, and exasperation. I couldn't explain why I felt the need to read this after despising book three, but here I am, entering Area X again, of my own free will. At least I was able to manage my expectations this time, which helped me enjoy this book more than my rating suggests. I particularly enjoyed all the fucks in the last act. This book and the Southern Reach as a whole is interesting. It can be fascinating and compelling, but I'm never satisfied. I'm not even content with my lack of satisfaction.
Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry
adventurous
dark
emotional
funny
reflective
slow-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
5.0
I loved this read.
I must admit, I was initially skeptical. I had tried reading another western a few months ago, but it did not resonate with me, so I was concerned that this might be similar. Additionally, the audiobook recording seemed to be quite old, and the narrator had some difficulty maintaining a consistent rhythm and cadence at the beginning. This, combined with the slow pacing of the plot setup, made it a bit challenging to get into the story. However, I persevered, and I'm glad I did, as this turned out to be one of my favorite reads of the year.
The characters are what truly captivated me in this book. While the plot and objectives were interesting, they were secondary to the character development for me. Initially, I thought I would dislike Gus, but he evolved into one of those unforgettable characters who will always hold a special place in my literary canon. Call, Newt, Lorena, Jake Spoon, Deets, July Johnson, Roscoe, Clara, Capt. Walker, and indeed all of the characters, have secured a permanent and rent-free residence in my mind. In a story like this, the inevitability of death is understood, yet I found myself genuinely shocked each time it occurred, as if it were unexpected. By the end, I was emotionally wrecked and thoroughly enjoying every moment.
I intend to read the sequels, but I doubt anything can surpass this exceptional book.
I must admit, I was initially skeptical. I had tried reading another western a few months ago, but it did not resonate with me, so I was concerned that this might be similar. Additionally, the audiobook recording seemed to be quite old, and the narrator had some difficulty maintaining a consistent rhythm and cadence at the beginning. This, combined with the slow pacing of the plot setup, made it a bit challenging to get into the story. However, I persevered, and I'm glad I did, as this turned out to be one of my favorite reads of the year.
The characters are what truly captivated me in this book. While the plot and objectives were interesting, they were secondary to the character development for me. Initially, I thought I would dislike Gus, but he evolved into one of those unforgettable characters who will always hold a special place in my literary canon. Call, Newt, Lorena, Jake Spoon, Deets, July Johnson, Roscoe, Clara, Capt. Walker, and indeed all of the characters, have secured a permanent and rent-free residence in my mind. In a story like this, the inevitability of death is understood, yet I found myself genuinely shocked each time it occurred, as if it were unexpected. By the end, I was emotionally wrecked and thoroughly enjoying every moment.
I intend to read the sequels, but I doubt anything can surpass this exceptional book.
The Hero of Ages by Brandon Sanderson
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adventurous
tense
medium-paced
5.0
I am, unfortunately, the Hero of Ages.
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The Emperor's Soul by Brandon Sanderson
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adventurous
reflective
medium-paced
5.0
The Physical is what we feel, what is before us. The Cognitive is how an object is viewed and how it views itself. The Spiritual Realm contains an object’s soul— its essence— as well as the ways it is connected to the things and people around it.
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