sllkv's reviews
306 reviews

painfully short but 2 nice spicy scenes. mild heat. not at all comparable to the heinous shit i’ve read in fanfics but still a fun little treat. i liked the random murder plot.

kieran was deeply problematic and wildly unlikable. blake victimized himself after committing the ultimate betrayal to his, granted headstrong and inconsiderate, boyfriend. and then you just wrapped it up in a little bow like it’s fine? kieran really was the bad guy the whole time except you’re just gonna exonerate blake for being homophobic to kieran? letting kieran get bullied incessantly? STALKING kieran???? eeeeugh

*plays hayloft by mother mother*

80 percent fbi work, 10 percent depression and survivor’s guilt, 10 percent romance. what a shit recipe for a cocktail. also why did everyone have so many names??? “jamie jameson whiskey walker” and ai aiden irish talley” like christ man.

fuck yeah that was fun lmfao. NOT A LOVE TRIANGLE like the description sort of suggests it would be but that’s fine by meeeeee

bro had a

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corkscrew dick, tentacles, and a suction proboscis...

jaw clenching, knee shaking, gut pooling smut. absolutely lascivious. i don't wanna say 5 out of 5 on spice cause like im sure some devil can came up with more but CHRIST. nonstop

on god someone needs to get her a plug.

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the magic recall the king can do that would make her tear her own arm off to come back thing that was mentioned and not touched on was the coolest shit can i have a novel just about that