If I could give zero stars, I honestly would. I cannot convey how utterly terrible this book was in a formal way so I will just use the notes I wrote down while reading as my review. 

- How did you ruin Santa????? Seriously what the hell
- Ginger introduces herself twice two paragraphs apart
- You "quack" her....?
- NOT THE INCEST, Y'ALL ARE COUSINS
- They are named........ after the chipmunks.......
- Oh yay.... the sex toys save the day (this is sarcastic)
- Please bleach my eyes

I received this book as an arc from the author. My review is honest and voluntary