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A review by jocelynmaae
The House of Hades by Rick Riordan
4.0
“But magic is neither good nor evil. It is a tool, like a knife. Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil.”
For starters I have to say that not even Leo fucking Valdez could convince me to like Calypso. I hate that girly.
Second. Nico is one of my favorite characters, every time he leaves im over here like “nooo pookie come back.” Just because to be honest with myself I do see him in me or me in him and what not, so it’s a bit sad but we’re chillin’
Third. Jason “the ally” Grace, be careful with that title though broski because the last time someone had that title they allied a little too much.
Fourth. Percabeth. My loves, I could never hate you guys. If you have no fans then I must be dead. Because I would rather die than say that I’m not a Percabeth truther.
THEN WE GOT FUCKING HAZEL BEING A GODDAMN GIRLBOSS LIKE OKAY MAGIC QUEEN!?
AND BOB!? WHAT THE SHIT RICK!? RICK WHAT THE FUCK “Tell the sun and the stars hello for me.” ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SAD!? IS THAT YOUR GOAL? Because if it is then you ate.
Also another thing that I don’t see talked about it Nico and Jason’s friendship. LIKE MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THEY HAVE ME GIGGLING. Jason is over here like “holy fuck I know this scary thirteen year olds biggest secret” AND THEIR DIALOGUE!?
“‘Nico,’ he said gently, ‘I’ve seen a lot of brave things. But what you just did? That was maybe the bravest.’” WHY DIDNT SOMEONE SAY THAT TO ME WHEN MY IMPULSE ANGRY ASS ACCIDENTALLY CAME OUT TO MY MOTHER?
“Dude, it’s not like you got a choice. It’s who you are.” BRO JASON YOU NEEDED TO TELL THIS TO MY THIRTEEN YEAR OLD ASS.
Now on a sirius note we need to have a little chat about the fire or storm situation.
I definitely agree that one of these fuckers is gonna die. And dare I say that I lowkey was wishing for it to be Jason THEN this fucking friendshipish thing happened with him and Nico and now I’m like FUCK NOOO. But then I realize my other option is for Rick to kill off Leo and then I realize that it’s always the silly ones who get killed off and I feel like Rick is the type to be like “I’m not like other authors” and bro would take Jason because it’s worse. HELL, he’ll probably make Nico open up more to Jason and then make Nico suffer.
So anyway I’m definitely preparing myself for that shit.
For starters I have to say that not even Leo fucking Valdez could convince me to like Calypso. I hate that girly.
Second. Nico is one of my favorite characters, every time he leaves im over here like “nooo pookie come back.” Just because to be honest with myself I do see him in me or me in him and what not, so it’s a bit sad but we’re chillin’
Third. Jason “the ally” Grace, be careful with that title though broski because the last time someone had that title they allied a little too much.
Fourth. Percabeth. My loves, I could never hate you guys. If you have no fans then I must be dead. Because I would rather die than say that I’m not a Percabeth truther.
THEN WE GOT FUCKING HAZEL BEING A GODDAMN GIRLBOSS LIKE OKAY MAGIC QUEEN!?
AND BOB!? WHAT THE SHIT RICK!? RICK WHAT THE FUCK “Tell the sun and the stars hello for me.” ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SAD!? IS THAT YOUR GOAL? Because if it is then you ate.
Also another thing that I don’t see talked about it Nico and Jason’s friendship. LIKE MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THEY HAVE ME GIGGLING. Jason is over here like “holy fuck I know this scary thirteen year olds biggest secret” AND THEIR DIALOGUE!?
“‘Nico,’ he said gently, ‘I’ve seen a lot of brave things. But what you just did? That was maybe the bravest.’” WHY DIDNT SOMEONE SAY THAT TO ME WHEN MY IMPULSE ANGRY ASS ACCIDENTALLY CAME OUT TO MY MOTHER?
“Dude, it’s not like you got a choice. It’s who you are.” BRO JASON YOU NEEDED TO TELL THIS TO MY THIRTEEN YEAR OLD ASS.
Now on a sirius note we need to have a little chat about the fire or storm situation.
I definitely agree that one of these fuckers is gonna die. And dare I say that I lowkey was wishing for it to be Jason THEN this fucking friendshipish thing happened with him and Nico and now I’m like FUCK NOOO. But then I realize my other option is for Rick to kill off Leo and then I realize that it’s always the silly ones who get killed off and I feel like Rick is the type to be like “I’m not like other authors” and bro would take Jason because it’s worse. HELL, he’ll probably make Nico open up more to Jason and then make Nico suffer.
So anyway I’m definitely preparing myself for that shit.