Literally if we are dating let alone sleeping together do not consistently call me PeeWee and Kiddo. It felt like a brother and sister or dad and daughter decided to get together and I was not feeling it. Again, waaayyyyy too long. Do not make your books long just for the sake of them being that way. You can get your point across in not almost 600 pages of Bianca just repeating herself over and over again in her head. At least with The Wall of Winnipeg and Me I was slightly invested in the romance, this just felt icky to me and very juvenile. Another skip for me