He puts the moan in Somoan

Look. I don't mind OTT, suspend your disbelief scenarios, but this was sooo OTT bad across multiple levels. This man jumps the fence DURING a match TWICE to go kiss his beloved. And let's not even mention the SA masquerading as instalove. Ay yi yi...

Oh yeah, also...there's not one, not two, but THREE epilogues - this is an 80-page novella people!!