this is quite literally the cringiest book I’ve ever read - the only reason I didn’t DNF it was the fact that it was only 80 pages long 🤠 

tessa bailey is not my cup of tea, but I have to agree that her smutty scenes are off the charts!! except for … this hot mess express… choo choo everyone, hop aboard for the insta love and “she will marry me if it’s the last thing I do” and stay for the “you were made for sucking” and forgetting your own child was in the room 🥴

the masculine energy coming off of this farmer was insane! it gave gaston vibes with how much he wasn’t willing to give up on this woman (even when she said she didn’t want a relationship mind you), and I drew the line when they decided to screw around forgetting her baby literally chilling on the bed 

make some traveling pants for yourself and save yourself before you too fall in love with AN ANT STATUE and decide to stay forever (I wish this was a joke)

rating: 1 star
wine pairing: everclear so I can bleach my brain from this