THIS BOOK WAS SO SLUTTY AND PATHETIC IN THE BEST OF WAYS.

This entire fucking book had me giggling, twirling my hair, and kicking my feet — GRUNTY GUSSY WILL DO THAT TO A WOMAN.

This whole book was CHEF’S KISS. Absolute PERFECTION. NO NOTES.

If Gus is offering mustache rides, I would likely like to claim mine please.

BRB while I now go listen to the audiobook because I am frothing at the mouth for more