''Hank Clearwater contracted gonorrhea.''
Fucking kill me. thank god she dedicated a whole page to inform me. now i can finally die peacefully.
so i was planning on reviewing shit again in 2019 because i wanted to leave it at 55 because i'm a fucking weirdo but look bitch... i just HAVE to rant about this bland shameless cash grab.
Yeah okay sure, I've only read up to book 9 but still, who? oh yes finally a book with all my favourite characters. so memorable.... BTW, i know what happens in Dead Ever After which is the reason why i'm planning on finishing the series.
What a waste of money. before you ask, it was on sale and i knew that it was fucking garbage but i had to see it with my own eyes. yes i got it for 4€ *which is still a lot* but in the book it says it costs 9. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT PRICING AN ALMOST EMPTY BOOK 9€ WAS A GOOD THING. for real. if you combine the 195 pages and take out the artwork and the blank space it's probably like 50 pages long.
cons: pretty much what i said, Lafayette *he has nothing to do with this. i'm still bitter & i'm blaming it on this abomination*, i read it in like 30minutes + the fact that she DOESN'T EVEN TELL US WHAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE (ex. John Quinn Had Many More Adventures.... wooooowwww he does stuff. you don't say). if i keep thinking about it i will somehow find more shit to complain so i'm leaving it here.
pros: the artwork is nice. i like the cover, it has blood.