A review by xteenb
Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare

1.0

Friends, Romans, country, lend me your ear. I come to bury Ceasar not to praise him. The evil men do lives after them. So let it be with Ceasar. The noble Brutus has told you Ceasar was ambitious. If it were true, twas a grievous fault and grievously has Ceasar answered it.

or something like that.

I had to memorize that entire passage for an English class. My high school Shakespeare class was much better. We all had copies of Shaespeare's Bawdy so we could understand the naughty bits. And our instructor made us memorize hundreds of lines because he said they made great fodder for cocktail parties.