Phew, my New Moon review was wrong; Jacob sucks too! Honestly if Meyer wasn't such a mormon this could have been a lovely reverse harem, but alas we are not so lucky! 14 yr old me says 5/5 and sure why not, why shouldn't I agree with her? (Honorable mentions: use of the word r*tarded, the subtle grooming from the werewolves, and every man (except for my man Carlisle) being wildly misogynistic!!) This reread has been a trip