2.5
After reading this book I am going to need a cleanse

Spicy-wise, it was all there. This book has the most TW I have read to date (re: cleanse) but it was all there. If anyone, anyone out there says they read this book for the plot, they are a pathological liar and there is no hope for them.

I will say this, I could have done without Mina referring to her pleasure gardens as her entrance. I mean seriously, it was every few chapters. Unless the word entrance is preceded by dramatic, I am not really here for it.

I also don’t appreciate how the book started out with the good stuff right out of the gate but tapered out towards the end. I get it. There needs to be a reason for all of this stuff but don’t deprive me of the spicy towards the end of the dish. I NEED FIRE RED SPICE.

It was jarring to go from Mina getting impaled and stuffed from every which way like a turkey at Thanksgiving to

Spoiler

them storming the compound.

I do have a theory about Malachi, Rylan, and Wolf. They are all Edward, Emmett, and Jasper from Twilight. Think about it. Which if that is true, then this would be a Twilight Fanfic and honestly I’m here for it.

Enjoy this take.