WELP, that was a short-lived endeavor. Maybe I'll try it again at a later date, but first impressions are hard to negate, and man alive, this was a DOOZY.

Yes. A doozy. That's what I said.

I was willing to overlook the heroine's one-track mind--preoccupation with *ahem* companionship is a common theme in sci-fi involving space travel. Kind of like getting out of jail. But when she walked into a bar and EVERYONE, I'm talking upwards of a dozen+ bar patrons, unabashedly want to jump her . . .