jay babe

baby cakes

everything looks terrif

no problemo

same diff

honey buns

hot stuff

chicks

shit balls

wee bit buzzed

jay bomb

bro

huge tits

hubby

we don't have to bone tonight, I just want another kiss.

no presh (instead of no pressure)

I just want to press my face between her tits and make motor boat noises.

She's giving him a bj. She says: I can't get much of it. He says: I know babe, nobody can.

Her boobs jiggle when she laughs.

Is my junk cool or what?

Your VA-JAY-JAY is mine.

The Blake Snake (is how he referred to his penis)

All of these are quoted from this book. I'ts pretty hard to enjoy this..

I just want to know what these authors do with the time they save from writing no presh instead of no pressure.