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A review by meoreyn
The Sword of Shannara by Terry Brooks
2.0
If you are audio booking it, it gives the experience of a high two stars, but I am pretty sure that if I would have had to read this with my own two eyes, it would have been a DNF or an excruciatingly long read. Also, mild SPOILERS ahead, but it really doesn't make a difference.
Now I've got to say that I knew what was I getting myself into, having read all those comments saying that this is just a LoTR ripoff. And that is not the reason that I gave it such low of a rating. If anything, I think it's problem was not copying Tolkien enough, cause then at least it would be better written. This book reads like a Dungeons and Dragons premade story, played out by first time players who forgot that their party needs a caster and a first time Dungeon Master who forgets that fucking with players is a thing. In more academical terms, this story is so streamlined, that I felt nothing during the whole book. A problem arose, and then it was swiftly dealt with. A problem arose, and then it was swiftly dealt with. There were no real stakes anywhere. The Big Bad Evil Guy was defeated with a mirror and a tickle, for goodness sake. It's bad, man. Speaking of bad things: character work? Never heard of her. Each one of them has the same exact personality which is "righteous Man". No growth happens between the beginning and the end. But be at ease, even though I could not tell you almost anything relevant (or differentiating) about any of the characters, I will have forever etched in my brain which one comes from where, isn't that right, highlander Menion Leah?
Speaking of Menion, there are a few things that I liked about this book, and by things I mean characters, and by characters I mean the only two people who are always called by their full name, for whatever reason. I also have to add that the audio book narrator sometimes gave both of them a sliiiight scottish accent which I thought was funny, but that's only just a piece trivia for you, who made it this far into this rambling nonsense masquerading as a review. So. Back to Menion Leah and Panamon Creel, the only good characters in this story. In fact, I think Panamon Creel is the only one who has somewhat of a character development, if you count not having time to steal anything a step up from being a thief. Even so, I may have liked them just because they are the type of character that I usually love: the righteous thief and the tortured king, but it felt worth mentioning.
I don't know. It had a few good bits, with a few good ideas. Also it was not a good book. But it was not the worst thing I listened to, and I guess that if this is THE first fantasy book that you read in your life, it could be worse. But for anyone who read at least a decent fantasy, then you should turn around now. Friendly advice. Oh, and also not making Shea and Menion canon: coward move.
There was a madness in the scheme of life that men were forced to accept either with resigned fury or blunt indifference.
Now I've got to say that I knew what was I getting myself into, having read all those comments saying that this is just a LoTR ripoff. And that is not the reason that I gave it such low of a rating. If anything, I think it's problem was not copying Tolkien enough, cause then at least it would be better written. This book reads like a Dungeons and Dragons premade story, played out by first time players who forgot that their party needs a caster and a first time Dungeon Master who forgets that fucking with players is a thing. In more academical terms, this story is so streamlined, that I felt nothing during the whole book. A problem arose, and then it was swiftly dealt with. A problem arose, and then it was swiftly dealt with. There were no real stakes anywhere. The Big Bad Evil Guy was defeated with a mirror and a tickle, for goodness sake. It's bad, man. Speaking of bad things: character work? Never heard of her. Each one of them has the same exact personality which is "righteous Man". No growth happens between the beginning and the end. But be at ease, even though I could not tell you almost anything relevant (or differentiating) about any of the characters, I will have forever etched in my brain which one comes from where, isn't that right, highlander Menion Leah?
Speaking of Menion, there are a few things that I liked about this book, and by things I mean characters, and by characters I mean the only two people who are always called by their full name, for whatever reason. I also have to add that the audio book narrator sometimes gave both of them a sliiiight scottish accent which I thought was funny, but that's only just a piece trivia for you, who made it this far into this rambling nonsense masquerading as a review. So. Back to Menion Leah and Panamon Creel, the only good characters in this story. In fact, I think Panamon Creel is the only one who has somewhat of a character development, if you count not having time to steal anything a step up from being a thief. Even so, I may have liked them just because they are the type of character that I usually love: the righteous thief and the tortured king, but it felt worth mentioning.
I don't know. It had a few good bits, with a few good ideas. Also it was not a good book. But it was not the worst thing I listened to, and I guess that if this is THE first fantasy book that you read in your life, it could be worse. But for anyone who read at least a decent fantasy, then you should turn around now. Friendly advice. Oh, and also not making Shea and Menion canon: coward move.
There was a madness in the scheme of life that men were forced to accept either with resigned fury or blunt indifference.