I wanted to love this and I’m so sad I didn’t. There was far too much dialogue and it was SO hard to follow, it felt so messy. They’re meant to be 10 years out of high school but they’re interacting like they’re 15 with the emotional maturity of doorknobs. Honestly the sentient microwave was the best bit. 

Ok the spice was also super hot, but at what cost?

 I feel so mean but after 50% I just couldn’t take it anymore and skim read the second half.