No one knows what happened to Dr. Ashley Ashingtonford and Dr. Bob Gurtlychund, once they successfully created the cure to COVID-19. As documented in [b:Kissing the Coronavirus|54594933|Kissing the Coronavirus (Kissing the Coronavirus #1)|M.J. Edwards|https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1595188074l/54594933._SY75_.jpg|85180882], they then mysteriously vanished . . .

But the world is being saved thanks to their self-sacrificing work, and across the pond, in jolly ol' England, Dr. Kelly Cauldron,

one of Great Britain’s top orthodontists, fixing people’s crooked teeth by day, then going out and dogging on weekends

is forcibly recruited by the NHS to administer the vaccine to the impatient masses. She recognizes

All that good she was doing for people; making them feel good, allowing them to travel and go to the fish and chip shop without wearing a mask.

But the work schedule is almost unbearable. In fact,

the vaccination effort at the local community centre was a twenty-four-hour operation. Morning, noon, evening, night, later in the night—the team worked around the clock

leaving Kelly no time to work around the cock, as she so deeply desires.

Not to spoil the fun, but when she meets Bill Johnso, she just might get the cock she desperately needs.

Well, technically it was a cock, but it looked more like a birthday party clown’s balloon prior to it being turned into a balloon animal.

This is the third story from [a:M.J. Edwards|20773482|M.J. Edwards|https://s.gr-assets.com/assets/nophoto/user/u_50x66-632230dc9882b4352d753eedf9396530.png], a woman with a special talent for names and the most bizarrely off-putting erotic turns of phrase. It takes a unique kind of creativity to come up with lines like,

And then, in what was the most erotically charged moment of Dr Kelly’s life, Cure lapped the still-warm hotdog right out of her vagina.

and

He stroked it like it was a guinea pig

and

Slowly, their tongues sloshed together making slopping sounds, like how a cat sounds when it eats its dinner.

These are not even nearly the best ones. I especially like when the author willfully and hilariously misunderstands things, like what doctors wear and what the parts of a syringe are called. Give this book a try, and never look at a hotdog, vaccinations, or socialized medicine the same way again. Compared to the first [b:Kissing the Coronavirus|54594933|Kissing the Coronavirus (Kissing the Coronavirus #1)|M.J. Edwards|https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1595188074l/54594933._SY75_.jpg|85180882], this was a little more absurd, if that's even possible.


Amazon sales rank (tracking for my Kindle Unlimited trial books, just for fun)
Best Sellers Rank: #91,304 in Kindle Store
Best sub-rank: #277 in Humorous Erotica (Kindle Store)