A review by haninsaeed
A Million Kisses in Your Lifetime by Monica Murphy

Did not finish book. Stopped at 37%.
I am a hater. Anyone who gave this book a 5 star needs more than therapy. I don't understand the way tiktok romanticized this book. There are so many moments on this book (I only read 37% too). That just made me want to smack the author. WHAT WAS THAT.

Firstly, The writing style is terrible, it felt like a wattpad book written by a 12 year old that just found out what 'hot bad-boys' meant. I guessed she mixed up 'bad-boys' and 'harassing-boys'.

The main character has the mindset of a 12 year old, I know some people can have trauma that can cause them to act younger than what they are but this is so bad like WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS.

There are so many unrealistic things in this book that just make no sense.

The main guy's mindset is so bad. He firstly, sexualizes everything, he had this fantasy of 'ruining' her just because she was innocent in a weird fetishizing way, like go and fuck a child you weirdo. 

"watching you play with that thing in your mouth, all I can think about is you sucking my dick,"
she was eating candy you pervert, who says that.

When does respect ever come into that question for me? Not that I degrade girls for sport, but they're just... there. To talk to and to kiss and to fuck. That's it

This is the guy you guys are calling perfect??

And it does get worse, he groped her and touched when she was telling him to let go. He kept saying 'I know you like it'... she's literally telling you to let go.

I believe every woman has the right to say no - even Wren. I was just fucking with her at lunch

wow. 

He does dumb shit to women but when it came to wren he wanted to give her more respect (which is literally non-existent) because he finds her hot. Whenever he looks at her he only mentions her body instead of personality.

There is so much more but every time I think about it, it makes me frustrated. I never put so much effort into writing a review. I am doing this to warn y'all, this book is WACK.