"I'm Jason Dessen and I have a perfect family. I love my life.

I have zero character depth.

The narrative themes in my tale are shallow so I undergo zero characterization change.

I want my family back. Everything in this story is a plot device to further the course of this motivation, including my family. My wife is gorgeous, perfect. Charlie, my son, is 15. This is why I love them. I need to get them back."