A review by smuttybookdealer
Final Offer by Lauren Asher

5.0

"Falling in love with yourself is ten times harder than falling in love with someone else, especially when I don't like myself very much."

5/5 ⭐

WHEN I STARTED THIS BOOK, I DID NOT EXPECT SOMEBODY TAKING A CHEESE GRATER TO MY HEART. Lauren Asher really came in SWINGING with this one. my god. THE PAIN I FELT READING THIS WAS ASTRONOMICAL.

WARNING: IF YOU ARE ON YOUR PERIOD, YOU WILL BE AN EMOTIONAL MESS LIKE I WAS.

This book caught me off-guard in so many ways (trying to gush about this book without spoiling) and it's my FAVORITE fucking book in this series. This book makes the other two look like 1-star books. And honestly this book would have been perfect without the spice too!

CAL. FUCKING. KANE. This man. THISSSSSS man is everything I want in life. THIS MAN deserves all the love in the world, and I wish I could just roll him up in a little burrito blanket and smother him with all my kisses while shoving ice cream in our faces.

This book had me SOBBBBBBBING (like big fat ugly tears and gasping for air), had me slamming the book down on the floor, rubbing my forehead, pulling my hair, grinning like a fucking idiot, and again.... SOBBING.

I loved everything about this book. It's everything and more. It's perfect. It's grace. It's fucking just the BEST book in the series.

OH AND CAL IS THE BEST FUCKING BROTHER SO DON'T EVEN START WITH ME.

ANYWAYYYY GO READ THIS BOOK IF YOU WANT TO SOB INTO YOUR PILLOW AND HAVE YOUR HEART PUT BACK TOGETHER BY THE END