A review by kaelizaco
Wallbanger by Alice Clayton

medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.0

What did I just read? This was so cringy that I started annotating all of the cringe worthy moments. And it was not cringe in a romanctic or funny way. It was cringe with the actual writing and phrases. There were so many times that I was like WHO WOULD EVER SAY THIS PHRASE? It was so much.

The last page of the book was written in the cat's POV...As dumb as I thought that was, it was actually the most amusing part of the book to me. The book could have been written around the cat as often as the cat was talked about during the whole book. 

The best part was when Caroline was in Spain with Simon. She lost her orgasm and faked it. boom. That was Spain. He comes back and calls her out on it. Boom. The End. 

The ending to the book was so lackluster that I literally was like...this is it? You told your friends over dinner that you are dating? Oh....it really was a set up in the first place? Cool. 

I literally wondered the entire book why I did not DNF it already. Between Brain, O, Lower Carolina, Heart and Nerves....this girl HAD SO MANY PESRONALITIES that she was controlling.