This is one of those books that people say "Never judge a book by it's cover" about. If it isn't, it should be. A Totally Awkward Love Story is about sex.

Honestly.

Really.

That's what it's about, with a side dash of frenemies and characters you want to punch. Ten minutes in a purple bathroom starts off the most EPIC-ly boring love story, in which I can't actually figure out why they love each other (they both like... hot grape juice?!?!). Hannah lets her friends walk right over her, Sam hooks up every other chapter with a different girl and has some major double standard issues.

Spoiler

Sam freaks out because Pax, a guy in an earlier chapter, shows up and Sam finds out that they had a kiss WEEKS AGO; meanwhile, Sam and Hannah had just met up again and he had been full on hooking up with a girl named Miranda/Panda - which Hannah and her friends interrupted. Yeah, sorry, Sam. You are nowhere in the right in this situation.

This book gets all the thumbs down and a one star rating. It should be a negative star.