Not everything needs to be a book. Some things can stay on AO3 and Wattpad. Maybe somethings shouldn’t be written at all. Not all thoughts are worthy of the pen. I truly was just in a state of dissociation while reading this. It was like watching a horrific train wreck that just kept going and going. I couldn’t help but laugh at some of the dialogue to just keep me sane as I continued to read this despite my better judgement. I hate to yuck anyone’s yum but what the actually flying fuck was that. The only reason this has even a quarter star is because the dedication had me make the most surprising laugh: “To your pussy, with how she will weep for me when you read this.”