This is one of those extremely ridiculous reads that have you rolling on the floor laughing while also wincing. Seriously, I was reading this in PUBLIC and it had me HOWLING at some parts. There were at least a dozen “Jesus fucking Christ’s” out of my mouth too.

I will convince you to read this with a few of my favourite lines from the book:

“F*ck me on the hood of my Honda.”

“Mark’s a vegan. He won’t go near my v@gina if it’s bleeding.”

“You’ve always had huge, dangly meat curtains”

“Oi, stop squirting on my food.”

There, I’ve convinced you, right?