Tiktok made me read this because I continuously create thirst traps about Packers head coach Matt LaFleur and as an avid smut reader, my followers couldn't believe I haven't read this.

But like....this 'aint smut, my friends. This is like Medium salsa where you get like one bite in the whole jar that feels a bit hotter for some reason but the rest of the jar is kinda bland.

The book isn't bad, but I was expecting some lip-biting and sweating at the very least and now I just need to go download something filthy to fix where my expectations were.