My mantra after every paragraph seemed to be "wAT??@!"

Peter Pan's love is Sleeping Beauty. Count Dracula is in it and Peter calls him Draco. And so is the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Peter's "Badass Hunchman" whom he calls Hunchy. And Immortals.

wAT??@!

Lots of pop culture references in this book. Like Christopher Lee, Draco Malfoy, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, to name a few.

Peter Pan drives a Corvette to his castle.