One-star reviews from sad, cynical assholes who think that reading a children's book as literally as possible and swearing a lot is the pinnacle of humor. If you can't even agree with the fact that everyone, sometimes, just wants to be loved and cared for unconditionally, then take a long hard look at your life. This book rules forever and for always.

I'm genuinely sorry that your mom didn't love you, but you can break the cycle. Embrace "Love You Forever."