A review by shannonmreviews
All by My Elf by Olivia Dade

1.0

“Unleashed by her consent, he gave her exactly what she’d craved for months.”
I mean, sure, bonus points for consent, but this was over-the-top and cringey AF. They were literally in the middle of banging, and after consent being asked for like 3 times, she gets off him and asks if she’s allowed to touch his ding dong. Like girl, you were just touching it with your snapper. This author just seems to make a HUGE production of consent which actually really just took me out of the story.
Not that I was really into it, considering they are driving around in a giant wiener, having ridiculous and unnecessary miscommunication, and then boring and academic sounding pillow talk.
“I’m honored. And we should talk more about our professional future tomorrow…”
“… please proceed.”
Who the fuck talks like that during a make-out session? Le sigh. This was terrible. Definitely worse than Tessa’s and that one was BAD.