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A review by palinss
The Ritual by Shantel Tessier
Did not finish book.
Going to give some thoughts that I have before I DNF this at 40% (WHICH IS STILL 250 PGS IN).
• Why do the most aggressively smutty books give the FMC the worst names?! BLAKELY? I just know the author is a millennial
• The secret society is not very secret unless you're Blakely. In that case, you somehow know nothing of importance
• I think I had cheesey high school phone sex flashbacks "What would you do if I was there right now" A REAL QUOTE NOT A JOKE
• I think the author watched too many bad crime movies, even the murder was cheesy
• This is a charcuterie board of kinks, there is something for everyone here
• REMEMBER quantity=/quality. Because the sheer number of scenes in this book will knock you on your ass but they averaged half a page each
I'm tired. I don't recommend this.
• Why do the most aggressively smutty books give the FMC the worst names?! BLAKELY? I just know the author is a millennial
• The secret society is not very secret unless you're Blakely. In that case, you somehow know nothing of importance
• I think I had cheesey high school phone sex flashbacks "What would you do if I was there right now" A REAL QUOTE NOT A JOKE
• I think the author watched too many bad crime movies, even the murder was cheesy
• This is a charcuterie board of kinks, there is something for everyone here
• REMEMBER quantity=/quality. Because the sheer number of scenes in this book will knock you on your ass but they averaged half a page each
I'm tired. I don't recommend this.