‘’Well. I’m Sookie Stackhouse, and I’m a waitress.’’
Ugh yes I missed reading about Sookie getting beaten up. How the fuck is she alive.
Okaaayyy yeeeaahhh I’m a dumbass because as you may know I’ve read books 2-9 before reading book 1. I mean I read it’s like season 1 and since I liked It I was like ok I know what’s up, I can go and read book 2 since it’s 2€ and the first is 9€. Also, it’s meh, I’m glad I read book 2 first.
‘’I was waiting for my own vampire.’’
Of course she was. Early 2000s, what a decade.
‘’Nobody’s stronger than you.’’
Gross. Soooooooo Bill is here. We all know how I feel about his boring ass. At least it’s the first book and he isn’t really annoying yet but yeeeahhh nooo.
Was I waiting for Lafayette to appear? Bitch maybe. I can only read about him in one book so I’m sorry I expected more from the character that made me watch 2 True Blood seasons.