the way this is written drives me up the goddamn wall.  it's so twee and cutesy. she's used the word "epic" at least three times. i know i am putting on the size 13 clown shoes as someone who used to own (and wear. in public.) a shirt that said EPIC FAIL with a big arrow pointing to one side but in my defense i was a teenager in 2009. this book was published in fucking 2021