A historical soap opera starring the Hittites, with Suppiluliuma as the leading man. Turns out I'm not all that interested in this time period, or the romance novel aspects of the story. The King is breathlessly described as a ladies' man (a little rapey but still dreamy), but he constantly has to restrain himself to protect his doe-eyed, panting concubines from his manly wrath which isn't easy, let me tell you. Bitches be crazy since 1300 B.C.